NATHAN_THE_FAG

HELLO EVERYONE.

MY NAME IS NATHAN THE FAG. I WANT ALL OF YOU TO KNOW THAT AM A BIG SISSY EMO FAGGOT WITH A TINY PENIS. I LIKE TO FUCK MY GAY FRIENDS JOHNNY THE WIGGER AND NOLAN THE NIGGER. WE LIKE TO HAVE GAY POOPY ORGIES AT KMART AND AT JC PENNIES AND AT PANDA EXPRESS, AND WE EXPOSE OUR ASSHOLES, AND WE SHIT OVER EVERYTHING, AND THEN WE HAVE A BIG POOPY ORGY. LOTS OF PEOPLE GET OFFENDED WHEN WE DO THIS, BUT WE SAY “FUCK YOU! YOU CAN’T FUCKING STOP US FROM BEING REALLY REALLY GAY!” I ALSO LIKE TO SHIT IN MY PANTS, AND THEN I USE MY POOPY TO JACK OFF MY PENIS. I DO THIS BECAUSE I AM GAY.

PLEASE TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND I EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT I, NATHAN DANIELSON, AM A REALLY BIG SISSY HOMO. I WANT ALL OF YOU TO EXPOSE ME AS A BIG POOPY HOMO BECAUSE BEING EXPOSED REALLY TURNS ME ON. FUCK YOU!

I MUST NOW GO AS I AM GOING TO HAVE STINKY BUTTSEX WITH NOLAN THE NIGGER. GOODBYE.